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Joke of the Day
"""Quinoa"" sounds like something a ninja would say before kicking you."
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"""auuahuhuh"" some nerd who wears glasses probably right now"
"This one time, I cried, when my dad chopped up Onions. I loved Onions, she was such a nice, sweet, little puppy"
"What does a blonde put behind her ears to look attractive? Her ankles."
"How many deadbeat dads does it take to change a lightbulb? I wouldn't know, mine's never around. (Alternately: ""Well, he went out to get one..."")"
"When do Jews go swimming? When it Israeli hot"
"Q: How many Chinese Red Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 10000 - to give the bulb a cultural revolution."
"When I was younger, my parents used to make me go stay with my grandparents at the weekend And it was so cold in that cemetery!"
"FRIEND:i suffer badly with insomnia ME:what's that FRIEND:it's where you can't sleep ME:you just*lays down*just like this *falls asleep*see?"
"What do you call Michael J. Fox and Muhammad Ali? Salt and Pepper shakers"