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Joke of the Day
"A Variation on an Old Pun Why did the kids with the fancy bus try so hard? Fo' Frizzle"
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"Dolly Madison should make snack cakes for diet ""cheat days"" and call them Ashley Madisons."
"Even if women came with a set of instructions, men would toss them aside without reading them."
"All I want from life is to be able to respond ""crystal"" when someone angrily asks me if they've made themselves clear."
"I've got a friend whose nickname is ""Shagger"". You might think that's pretty cool. She doesn't like it"
"What's the difference between Mormons and non Mormons? The temperature of their caffeine"
"how does a robot laugh? 1010101010101"
"""This is the fourth lot of bacon to go missing this week. It can only mean one thing."" ""What's that Sarge?"" ""Someone's building a pig."""
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