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Joke of the Day
"I liked you better before we met."
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"What do a slinky and your mother in law have in common? They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs."
"Why did the perv leave? Because he came."
"What do you get when you shoot four bullets into a six pack? A Tupac..."
"How do dentists like their eggs? Poached."
"I made $350.05 sucking dick last night. Me: I made $350.05 sucking dick last night. Friend: Wow! Who gave you the nickel? Me: All of them..."
"What do you call a gorilla who magically smokes weed? Hairy Potter."
"I've caught you canoodling. You're really in hot water now. I can see tensions are boiling. Perhaps we'd better leave this issue in the pasta tense. Sieve and let sieve?"
"Have you ever smelled mothballs before? How did you get the little legs apart?"
"I accidentally opened the fitness app on my phone for the first time ever. It just began pointing at me & laughing."