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Joke of the Day

"How do dentists like their eggs? Poached."

"I got thrown out of the topless bar today... I felt like a boob..."

"Why can't single women fart Because they don't have an asshole until they're married."

"Charlie Sheen hates..... Parisians even more than the IS does."

"Very few things upset my wife. So, it makes me feel rather special to be one of them."

"Why is there a bucket of shit at an Italian wedding? To keep the flies off of the bride."

"Ever wondered why written jokes about mailmen are generally unfunny? They are all about delivery."

"Please, I can't handle any plays on words tonight. I just had an appundectomy."

"""A team of medical scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy, however they claim that no one has shown the slightest but of interest"" - George Carlin"

"I'm a lying birch Username checks out."