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Joke of the Day
"Why did the perv leave? Because he came."
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"The other day I saw a brother holding his sister's hand while walking How...touching."
"WIFE: Don't be scared of him. Tell your boss you quit. ME: Ok, I will. [later that day] ME: I quit BOSS: WHAT?? ME: I said, nice squid"
"Do you want to celebrate!? It's the year of the cock."
"I was gonna tell you about anal But fuck it"
"The challenge of modern relationships: how to prove more interesting than the other's smartphone."
"Aieee, Ginsburg's dead! If you've never heard the joke with this punchline, find someone who knows it and ask him to tell it to you. It's very funny, but it's too long to bother typing out here."
"What kind of weather puts a smile on snoop dogg' face? Drizzle.. my nizzle"
"What do you call a Graveyard built on sandstone? A sedimentary."
"What did the scientist say after discovering the medicinal content of homeopathic remedies ? 0mg !!!!"