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Joke of the Day
"Did Donald Trump make the right choice when picking his running mate? It de-Pence on who you ask."
Next Joke
"what sign on your phone does a dog hate the most The pound sign."
"Please take your b itching about the weather to Twitter. None of us here goes outside anyway."
"How many bears would Bear Gryll grill if Bear Gryll could grill bears? I dunno, but PETA would be **pissed**."
"dont read space facts to try to calm yourself down bc it doesnt work.for example the moon is not round it is shaped like an egg. im furious"
"What did the DNA say to the RNA? Uracil-y structure!"
"So a woman's eye fell out of her socket and landed in the middle of her breast. ""BOOBS-eye!"" she said."
"What did the German Footballer name his pet? Schweinsteiger."
"Two guys walk into a bar... The third guy ducks."
"ladies, call me a badly designed excel spreadsheet because my D column is unnecessarily large"