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Joke of the Day

"What did the DNA say to the RNA? Uracil-y structure!"

"I need a thingy to fix the thingy because the thingy came loose and the thingy is wiggly now. Do you sell those? -Me, at Home Depot"

"My wife and I got married under a cell phone tower. The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was perfect."

"An amputee found a cheap artificial arm for sale on Amazon... It was secondhand."

"Where do you put a Jew with ADHD A concentration camp."

"I wouldn't want to live forever. I don't even want to stay at a party past eleven."

"I went to a really emotional wedding the other day... Even the cake was in tiers."

"I walked into my glass door today Oh the pane..."

"Me: So you're an Atheist? Him: Yup! Me: So what year is it? Him: 2015 Me: based on how years are counted after a certain birth?"

"What is the worst thing about getting hit in the face with PI? It never ends."