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Joke of the Day
"Please take your b itching about the weather to Twitter. None of us here goes outside anyway."
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"What kind of bees make milk? Boobies."
"What do you call a fat relative around Halloween? A plump-kin"
"You know why Russia is more productive? They're rushin'"
"""NO YOU'RE DRUNK,"" she says playfully into the mirror, then promptly resumes disappointing her boyfriend's mom at family dinner."
"If I were Lex Luther, I'd just send Superman a bunch of gift certificates to Taco Bell and let him do my work for me."
"Can you help me with this problem? X+U=25 I think X=15, because U sure are a 10."
"How do pirates know they exist? They think, therefore they ARRRRRRRR!"
"Wanna hear a joke? My social life."
"Cinderella, but the Prince is searching for the maiden who matches the glass thigh gap."