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Joke of the Day
"what sign on your phone does a dog hate the most The pound sign."
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"Policeman: Didn't you hear me whistle at you? Woman Driver: Sure but I don't flirt when I drive."
"Why is it so hard to forgive hitler? Because he did nothing wrong"
"Has anyone seen what's up with that Subway Jared guy lately?! He got fat again!"
"My girlfriend said she needs time and distance does that mean she is calculating velocity?"
"pulled over drunk driving office: please recite the alphabet from z to a me: z y u a k m e"
"[Bowling Alley] ""I'm sorry sir, but we don't have any bowling shoes left"" *gestures towards a happy family of centipedes bowling*"
"A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer.... and a mop."
"You can lead a horticulture ...but you can't make her think"
"""Mom, where did people come from?"" ""God created us"" ""But Dad said we came from monkeys"" ""Dad told you about his side of the family. I am telling you about mine"""