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Joke of the Day

"What did the German Footballer name his pet? Schweinsteiger."

"I could tell you a bad, groan-worthy pun about an angry bowler who lashes out and ""strikes"" a fellow bowler, but I'll spare you."

"You wouldn't believe me after reading my TL but my 1st language actually is English"

"""I was going home with someone new every night. I didn't even know their names, and you know what? I didn't care."" - class hamster memoir."

"Mario is a game where you save a girl from the terrible fate of hanging with a dude who owns a castle"

"A police officer mistakenly arrested a judge who was dressed as a convict for a costume party. He quickly learned that you should never book a judge by their cover."

"I can't get out of bed, my Fitbit is charging and my steps won't count"

"Today is the last Cinco De Mayo If Trump wins the election"

"What's the difference between three cocks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke."

"Did you hear what happened to the dildo farmer? He had a big problem with squatters."