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Joke of the Day
"Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No they do everything on porpoise!"
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"Why do hunters make good lovers? 1. They always go deep in the bush. 2. They shoot often. 3. They always eat what they shoot."
"Retweet this if you think they should make gallon sized Caprisuns and have it still be a squeezable.. Think about it."
"Why does Donald Trump like free haircuts? Because he doesn't have toupee."
"Swimming Is Good For You... Especially if you are drowning."
"Saying ""bukkake"" when people sneeze is the new ""gezundheit"", honest."
"Life Goals Me at 14 - get a girl to like me, figure out how to have sex Me at 34 - get a girl to like me, figure out how to have sex"
"In my opinion - until they add extra fries, a martini & a joint - they have no business calling it a Happy Meal"
"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Because my tires look like donuts? Cop: Get out"
"What happensto nitrogen when the sun rises? It becomes daytrogen ^I'msorry"