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Joke of the Day
"Swimming Is Good For You... Especially if you are drowning."
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"Your inspirational tweets were so inspiring they inspired me to unfollow you."
"Ever heard of a sex position called a 71? Its a 69, and each partner puts a finger up their partners butt!"
"A blonde and a brunette are discussing the previous night out... The brunette says, ""Last night I slept with a Brazilian."" ""Oh my god!"" the blonde replies. ""How many is THAT?"""
"What happens when you drive an expensive German luxury car into a tree Your Mercedes Bends"
"""If You See an Un-attended Bag, Please DO NOT Report It!"" ""..And thank you for shopping at Luggage World"""
"What's the difference between a brothel and a circus? Your mother never ran away to join the circus."
"What's the difference between my meat and my wife? Nothing. I beat both."
"What do you call a dragon that eats 100 Viagra and washes it down with gasoline? Burnt dick"
"How do you catch a polar bear? Take a saw, cut a hole in the ice. Sprinkle peas around the hole. When the polar bear comes to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole..."