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Joke of the Day
"Why does Donald Trump like free haircuts? Because he doesn't have toupee."
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"Being single is like a vacuum cleaner: its sucks when you're turned on"
"Prank Idea For The Ladies: Swallow a plastic dinosaur, then make an appointment to get an ultrasound."
"If A Tree Falls Down In The Woods... But no one is around to hear it. Does a hipster still buy the album?"
"Nigel Farage gets his girlfriend pregnant.. Soon after the pregnancy test arrived as positive, he says ""My fatherhood ambition has been achieved. I want my life back"""
"Can't believe how divided we've become over an election. It's not like it's the color of a dress or something."
"Did you hear about the physics student that committed suicide by jumping off a skyscraper? What a shame. He had so much potential."
"What did the blind man say when he arrived at the fish market? ""Hello, ladies."""
"oh cool burger king sells hot dogs now. maybe next week i'll get lasik at staples"
"[Ancient Egypt job centre] - Name? ""Ankhesenamun"" - How do you spell that? ""Reed comb water Ankh, bendy straw water shitting priest"""