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Joke of the Day
"What happensto nitrogen when the sun rises? It becomes daytrogen ^I'msorry"
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"Me: I'm happy right now. Life: lol, one sec bro"
"What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws ? Outlaws are wanted"
"What's red and bad for your teeth... a brick"
"When someone starts a Facebook post with ""there are no words..."" You better get prepared because you're about to read a lot of words."
"What is the definition of a 'double standard'? If a girl sleeps with a ton of guys she is a slut, but if a guy does it, he is a homosexual."
"A man walked into a bar and a Midget walked into a Bollard"
"Took a screenshot with my iPhone with the intention of texting a picture of my cracked screen.So the answer is no I didn't graduate college."
"Guess drunk? I'm what!"
"Why was the tomato blushing? ...because he saw the salad dressing"