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Joke of the Day
"Saying ""bukkake"" when people sneeze is the new ""gezundheit"", honest."
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"Anything you say can and will be held against you boobies"
"A boy was born of an Indian, Chinese, Irish, and Italian grandmother... They couldn't settle on a name, until it hit them! They named him Ravi O. Lee Sorry"
"What is it called when someone overdoses on ecstasy? Kill-joy"
"Sometimes I wonder if these old men sitting on the benches in the mall waiting on their wives to finish shopping were old when they sat down!?"
"Why did the clock get banned from the library? It tocked too much"
"What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar? Billiards and Billiards"
"Why do women get so upset when they miscarry? They just can't come to terms with it"
"I am so high and I made up a joke and I want to tell it and make someone laugh but no one is home so: Whats an epileptics favorite food? SEIZURE SALAD. I peed"
"When a South African tells me they really love math I can't work out if they're a nerd or an addict"