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Joke of the Day

"Saying ""bukkake"" when people sneeze is the new ""gezundheit"", honest."

"Whats the only problem with eating vegetables? Getting them back in their chair."

"I do not discriminate between white-collar and blue-collar workers Because I am collar-blind."

"Q: What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks? A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!"

"People who tweet a lot of motivational stuff on here are the same people who reminded the teacher she forgot to give out homework."

"what do you call a young Chinese prostitute ? SUM YUNG HO"

"I dont tweet much abt my goal to poop every letter of the alphabet. Did the easy ones (C, J) yrs ago. Just toughies left. Your B & W. Your Q"

"why did abe lincoln get released from prison? because he's in a cent"

"""Oh wow, way better!"" -Jedi Knight trying out a gun"

"This guy's all like ""I think you've had enough beers for one night."" Then I'm all ""Fuck you, fridge. Appliances can't even talk."""