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Joke of the Day

"I just found out my mum didn't know how to set the clock on their new microwave. So they stayed up until midnight & then plugged it in"

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"5 MINUTES & NO LIKES'? Well then... *deletes status*"
"Q: How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum."
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"If somebody's presence does not add value to your life..Then their absence should make no difference!"