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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Murayan Sukumaran's new wife? A necrophiliac."
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"If someone stands you up and doesn't call, stay positive. They could be dead."
"I just opened an Easy Bake Oven restaurant. Please call your order in, 17 hours prior to your arrival."
"What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!"
"saleslady: can I help you ""yes, how many leg holes do these pants have?"" saleslady: ummm just the usual two ""nice, nice"""
"Have you heard about the recent wave of Saudi emmigration to Pennsylvania? No? Yeah, well it's quite big - there was even a popular documentary series on it... ""It's always Sunni in Philadelphia."""
"""Damn girl, you look hot"" Really? ""Like a sexy little italian car"" DID YOU JUST CALL ME FIAT?!?"
"How many feminists does it take...... ...to change a light bulb? 0, woman are so unrepresented in technology that this is not possible."
"I can't decide what's scarier, someone scrolling through the pictures on my iPhone or someone scrolling through my Google search history."
"Funny teacher responses to ""Can I go to the bathroom?"" Forget the classic ""I don't know, can you?"""