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Joke of the Day
"Donald Trump doesn't play in the stock market. He prefers Junk Blondes."
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"Today sucks but I really shouldn't complain. I've got it good compared to...well, dead people."
"how do you confuse a masterbator? 32"
"Two Cleaners In A Car... Broom Broom"
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"""Poop"" is quite possibly the shittiest palindrome in the whole English language."
"Prince The artist formerly known as alive"
"What's smarter than a dog, but dumber than a cat? Their owner."