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Joke of the Day
"Q: What does a proud computer call his little son? A: A microchip off the old block."
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"""My husband's a talented voice actor & his brother's a makeup artist but nah this old lady is a different person"" -the mom in Mrs. Doubtfire"
"Your Google search history is the real you."
"I'm not sexist! Sexism is wrong. And being wrong is for women."
"What is a pair of sheep's favorite instrument? Two-Baaas."
"if people really didn't want to hear smartass responses they wouldn't keep asking questions like ""do you know why i pulled you over?"""
"Why can't you tell when a pterodactyl is going to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent."