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Joke of the Day
"How do you call a nazi that doesn't react? A neon nazi"
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"DAD: u can grow up to be anything u want ME: imma be a hamster D: ok not that M: *already building an elaborate series of tubes to run thru*"
"what's the difference between a black man and a box of donuts? One of them's already full of holes before the cops see them."
"How to Feel Comfortable in Your Own Skin Step 1: Stop wearing other people's skin"
"It is well known..."
"What did the right ball say to the left ball? Dont talk to the guy in the middle he's a dick"
"Grocery produce aisle ME: Hi, are these genetically modified carrots? CLERK: No, why do you ask? CARROT: Yeah, why do you ask?"
"Filling out application for new health insurance. Do you guys think ""sick of everyone & everything"" is considered a pre-existing condition?"
"Does anyone know the address of the Admin who banned Doxxing? I'd like to give them a piece of my mind."
"Who's great at math, but always tells lies? Fibonacci"