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Joke of the Day
"why did the scarecrow win a medal? because he was outstanding in his field"
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"TIL an African grey parrot, who lives an incredibly long life, can learn up to the vocabulary of an 8 year old. So when do you have the sex talk?"
"Roller coasters are like your first time having sex. for the amount of time it takes to get there, you wish it lasted longer."
"John 3:16. Matthew 3:17. Luke 3:18. It was a very close race."
"Howcome you can't see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're very good at it."
"An honest driving school would name itself How to Drive When Cops Are Around School."
"If I haven't said something mildly offensive today I'm sorry and I promise to try harder"
"wow if you dont pronounce 'testicles' like its the name of a greek warrior"
"Did you know when a man masturbates he generates 5 BTU of energy.. So if you had 5000 men in a room masturbating, it would be extremely gay."
"How do you make an octopus laugh? By giving it ten tickles *badumts*"