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Joke of the Day
"If I haven't said something mildly offensive today I'm sorry and I promise to try harder"
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"This one is about a horse a horse steps in a puddle of mud"
"What kind of fish has no father and looks like shit? A Bassturd."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Body-Piercing Barbie ...comes with mini-piercing gun and mini-body ornaments"
"What's a redditors favorite Imagine Dragons song GOLD!"
"[wedding] i wrote my own vows *removes paper* ""chickety china the chinese chicken"" whoops wrong one *2nd paper* ""if i had $1,000,000"""
"""911, what's your emergency?"" Hi i need to report a kidnapping. My son is taking a nap in my room right now."
"Two antenna met on a roof... fell in love and got married. The wedding wasn't much but the reception was *excellent*."
"So, a man walks into a bar... and he gets a bruise on his head. (Yes, I know its a bad joke.)"
"They organized a lookalike competition in China. Everybody won!"