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Joke of the Day
"If I haven't said something mildly offensive today I'm sorry and I promise to try harder"
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"*confidently throws the empty macaroni box in the garbage because I don't need instructions* *pulls the box back out 3 times to make sure*"
"Hey girl are you a Sony Pictures movie because I wanna [end of joke redacted due to foreign pressure]"
"Have girl problem? Feel bad for you son. I live in Russia. Have 99 problems. Bear ate car. Wife ate bear. Son ate wife. I eat son now?"
"What do you call a mexican who lost his car? carlos"
"Did you hear about the guy that ran the erectile dysfunction support group? He had to disband the group because he couldn't raise enough members."
"Happy Valentine's Day! So what's everyone doing with their cats tonight??"
"What is the coolest food on the planet? Burr-ito!"
"BBC:when a women is attracted to a man, she speaks in a higher pitch than normal That explains why every woman I talk to sounds like Batman"
"The generation of today are so allergic to everything, future wars will be fought by throwing bags of peanuts and cat hair at each other."