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Joke of the Day

"John 3:16. Matthew 3:17. Luke 3:18. It was a very close race."

"I wrote a book It's called Oceans 2: The Seaquel"

"Why are Ethiopian's teeth so white? Because they never use them"

"Did anyone else go into a furious, violent rage when they found out that George Lucas filmed most of Star Wars here on Earth?"

"Are my undies showing? [""No.""] ""Would you like them to?"""

"Female Viagra Why has it taken so long to get a female version of Viagra? They couldn't get the women to agree on the color for the pill."

"I am quite old, so I wasn't shocked today during a thorough inspection to find that I had a gray pubic hair. The other people on the elevator seemed pretty surprised, though."

"My friend Billy... My friend Billy, Had an eight foot willy, dragged along the kitchen floor. His girl thought it was a snake, and whacked it with a rake and now it's only three foot four."

"What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date? Netflix and chill."

"Woke up this morning after a heavy night of drinking to find out that I'd gone bald. Which is strange because normally I go for brunettes."