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Joke of the Day
"I'm gonna write a book about the Amish... its really a hit or Amish."
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"A popular Muslim wants into a new bar That place really blew up"
"What's the difference between my broken watch and a lesbian? My watch hasn't got a strap on."
"Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics? Not being a cripple."
"What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus."
"What do you get if you put morphine on your toast? Crumfortably Numb!"
"You can pretend you're a ghost at pottery barn, there's no laws against that"
"there is no need for awkward apologies if you walk in on someone and they're naked, just say ""haha saw your doodle"" and walk off. simples"
"All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening or married to someone else."
"How could batman possibly defeat superman? Put him on a horse I'm now going to hell with the rest of you..."