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Joke of the Day

"How could batman possibly defeat superman? Put him on a horse I'm now going to hell with the rest of you..."

"What do you call a real old korean? Jurassic Park"

"If I hear a bang when I'm driving I just assume I broke the sound barrier. Not sure where all these dents are coming from though."

"Tried to challenge the guy in the stall next to me to a thumb war, now he's holding my hand & crying about his childhood. I need to wipe."

"Someone told me that wearing glasses would make me look smarter. No one told me you had to wear clothes too."

"God I hate kids. And people. And animals. And sardines. And stuff that's alive. And stuff that's dead. I hate stuff. I like cheese."

"Whenever a woman says ""how are you different from other men?"" I normally respond with ""I'm fucking hilarious."" @MaleHonesty86"

"Yes,I put my kid on a leash. I'm not scared of her being abducted. I just REALLY wanted a puppy instead."

"Why do black people always have nightmares? Because we shot the last one that had a dream."

"Breaking: It's snowing where some people live and not snowing where other people live. More about this in 10 minutes on Facebook News."