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Joke of the Day

"there is no need for awkward apologies if you walk in on someone and they're naked, just say ""haha saw your doodle"" and walk off. simples"

"Wanna Hear a Joke? Women's Rights. (jk)"

"I asked my friend how she liked her first Brazilian wax... She told me it was a complete rip-off."

"Starting to think the frog dissection skills I learned in high school are never going to pay off."

"Did you hear about the stupid woodworm? He was found in a brick."

"Why do the horses hate the jockey? Because he's a horse racist."

"What do you call a furiously masturbating dinosaur? A Velocifapper."

"""Ok welcome to ask stupid questions club. Any questions?"" Is this ask stupid questions club? ""You're now the leader of this club"" What club?"

"My girlfriend wants to replace the beige outlets in my house with white ones. And then she gets mad when I tell her to stop promoting white power."

"Why is the grass greener in Ireland, than it is in England? It's because we are all over here in England, walking on your grass."