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Joke of the Day
"Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics? Not being a cripple."
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"I accidentally left the refrigerator open while watching Game of Thrones (SPOILERS EVERTHING)"
"My Problem Is Making Puns People call my jokes Punfunny. See I told you!"
"'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, there was a grim recognition of the fundamental uselessness of man's endeavors."
"Pam: You blew me off for Katya, the big-titted cyborg! Little Miss...uhh... Archer: R2-""Double-D""-2?"
"new shoes, new outlook on life. I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer. Don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all week."
"My wife asked me to stop singing Oasis songs. I said maybe."
"How can you recognise a blind man among a crowd of nudists? It's not hard..."
"""How big do you suppose that fence is?"" ""I reckon that fence is around a yard."""
"A gentleman is . . . ...a man who gets out of the shower to take a pee"