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Joke of the Day

"A popular Muslim wants into a new bar That place really blew up"

"What do you call an ant who can't play the piano ? Discordant !"

"I almost wish the guy I'm stalking would find me and call the cops. These bushes are scratchy and my legs are cramping."

"Do not adopt a snow leopard? i did its ruined the sofa, there is shit all over the house,my arms are in ribbons and now i cant find the dog, i think some charities can be downright irresponsible!"

"What did the Canadian say when asked what he thought about stereotypes? Eh."

"Have you seen the new Asian cookbook? ""How to wok your dog."" Credit goes to my friend Steve"

"Harrison Ford has broken his ankle. There will now be a new Star Wars cast."

"Q: Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward? A: Because two Eds are better than one."

"Matthew McMonaughey's Lincoln doesn't make left turns... It just goes all right, all right, all right."

"I'm making a movie about a guy who thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him, so he secretly followers her around to keep an eye on her. It's called ""Bae Watch""."