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Joke of the Day
"whats the Mexican version of whack a mole? gua-ca-mole"
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"I got tired of resetting all my clocks after all the power outages this week. Today I woke up at the crack of random, blinking time o'clock."
"How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb? 100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say ""I could do that."""
"Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships? Because I ran"
"I watched Canadian porn today... 2 girls 1 Stanley Cup ----------------- Credit Jeff Ross"
"What's the only living organ in a corpse? This dick."
"What did the Joker say to the dwarf planet? Why so Ceres?"
"How many Ferguson protesters does it take to change a light bulb? None; they can't change anything."
"Double leg amputees are the worst... ...I can't stand them"
"i love that kanye gets into very specific beefs with ppl i have to google but he's nice enough to say both their first & last name"