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Joke of the Day
"What's the only living organ in a corpse? This dick."
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"What do Kodak film and John Lennon have in common? They both came in a yellow box"
"What's the ultimate rejection? When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep."
"Turkeys Recalled. Did you see the news story about the turkey recall? Check your freezers, because Butterball is recalling all of their turkeys because they forgot to butter the balls."
"Is there a button you can push to take back when you're accidentally nice to someone, so they know you still hate them?"
"I have The World's Greatest T-Shirt. See, it says so right on the front."
"I had a really funny joke, but autocorrect ruined the lunchtime."
"What is it called when 5 girls get into bed with one guy? A ""no one will ever believe me""."
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"You know what the worlds best play on words is? Scrabble."