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Joke of the Day
"What did the Joker say to the dwarf planet? Why so Ceres?"
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"What concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent feat. Nickelback Go ahead, down vote me to oblivion Edit: thanks for all the love, appreciated"
"So, a priest goes weeks without eating, walks barefoot, and has bad breath. [x-post from /r/punny] He's a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis."
"What city will Leo Dicaprio never visit ? Osaka."
"No really, keep talking. I'm just training for the eyeroll olympics."
"Three guys walk into a bar... They grab a couple of drinks, pay in full and leave like the good people they are."
"A bear and a rabbit are both taking a shit in the woods The bear says, ""Do you have trouble with shit sticking to your fur?"" Rabbit: ""No, not at all."" So the bear wipes himself with the rabbit."
"Doctor Doctor I need something to keep my falling hair in What about a matchbox!"
"If guys think with their penises, what does a guy say to a girl after a date? Blow my mind."
"Why is it possible for a door to be made out of kittens? Because they are a-door-able."