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Joke of the Day
"What did the Joker say to the dwarf planet? Why so Ceres?"
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"The man who invented Twister died this week. Fitting him into the coffin took 27 spins."
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"Hell is having a married couple tell you a story at the same time."
"[offensive] Why didn't Hitler become an artist? Because he hated mixing colors..."
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"I bet when the first guy wore glasses everybody was like ""Oh la de da, excuse me Mr. I Need TWO Monocles."""