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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships? Because I ran"
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"What's the best language for jokes? Punjabi."
"Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1.99904274017 but that's close enough for non-technical people."
"Did you hear about the guy who is both a taxidermist and veterinarian? He has a sign on the door that says ""Either way, you get your dog back."""
"Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout comes home from camp"
"Let's take all the bad science jokes... And barium."
"Everyone always makes fun of my man purse until I bust out a flask of whiskey, a bag of weed, a bong, milk, cookies and a cheese platter."
"""What did you like best about your last job?"" ""Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake."""
"What is the best part about having Alzheimer's Making new friends every day"
"I'm jealous of turtles because if they don't want to talk to someone, they're like ""Nah, dude, busy in my shell right now. Come back later."""