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Joke of the Day

"What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party? He gets the cold shoulder."

"[sketchy parking lot] stranger: hey man, can you jump my car? me: maybe if i get a running start"

"Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!"

"How did David Bowie die? An American scared him to death."

"What did the blind, one-legged retarded kid get for Christmas? cancer"

"Why did a black bear fuck a white boy to death? The casting agent took the porn's title literally."

"Denied candy because I ""didn't wear red"". Kicked out of the office because I ""didn't wear pants"". I'm tired of these Valentine's Day rules."

"If Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton gets in a car crash who will survive? America."

"I think my virginity is growing back."

"Typical coworkers. They complain about management, but when it's time to dispose of the boss's body, they all pretend to be working."