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Joke of the Day
"How did David Bowie die? An American scared him to death."
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"What do you call a litter of Corgi puppies? A Corgisbord."
"Tasteless V D humor Roses are red Violets are blue I've got a hard on You know what to do"
"What did Cinderella say when she got down to the ball? Mmmrrggglllrrsllurp"
"Why is the difference between brucellosis and brucellitis like the difference between a woman and an LGBT woman? One is real and the other isn't."
"How are dildos and tofu alike? They're both meat substitutes."
"Why did the Jews wander in the wilderness for 40 years? Someone dropped a penny."
"What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? You slow down and add lubricant."
"Go away bee, don't bother me. A wise man once told me, if a bee is bothering you, don't swat or run away, just stand still and look right at it, because seeing is believing."
"A blind walks into a bar He said ""Aw!"""