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Joke of the Day

"M:$50 on the ginger with face tattoos H: Ma'am those aren't tattoos, they're freckles and you can't bet on a 6th grade spelling bee"

"Quick! I need cheesy science jokes!!"

"I was going to tell some rabbit jokes But people tend not to carrot all about them."

"Kid 1: Why'd you call me Aphrodite? ""After the Greek goddess of love"" Kid 2: What about me pop? ""You're named after a famous chipmunk Alvin"""

"My ex-wife accused me of being a crossdresser... So I packed her things and left"

"Sherlock was gardening when Watson came over and asked what he was planting. ""A lemon tree, Watson""."

"A man visits the doctor. The doctor says to the man: ""I'm really sorry, but I have to tell you you got AIDS and alzheimers disease."" To which the man answers: ""Phew, Im just glad it's not AIDS..."""

"what's wrong son? that kid said he's cooler than me what? impossible. what kid? *in my head im like don't be the kid with pegs on his bike*"

"What did the Mexican sing to his cheating girlfriend? I know I'm not the only Juan "

"I caught my Grandma sucking my Grandad's cock last night. A bit weird, since I thought they buried it along with the rest of him."