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Joke of the Day
"I wish vaginas were like MacBooks. Macs don't get viruses."
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"Just finished typing this tweet."
"What do you call a Roman with pubic hair in his teeth? Gladiator"
"A doctor in a mental hospital was caught having sex with a female patient. He was Fucking Crazy!"
"I told my redneck uncle how I learned about the five pillars of Islam. He said Muslims must all be a bunch of pansies. Just one pillar has always been enough for him, and he sleeps just fine!"
"My son just asked me if cats can have babies when they aren't married and I told him yes, but I honestly don't know."
"Gimme your best Mickey Mouse/Disney character joke! Going on a Disney Cruise and need your funniest, raunchiest or most nasty joke involving a Disney character."
"Can you guess what the pirate's favorite drink is? *Hint: named after a Captain...* Black beer, duh"
"Everything doesn't ""happen for a reason."" The universe is not aware of your existence. Stop being arrogant."
"What did the Philosophy Ph.D say to the fat black woman? Welcome to McDonalds. May I take your order?"