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Joke of the Day

"My grandma told my 25 year old cousin that she has finally gotten used to his beard... He agreed. ""Yeah, it has really grown on me."""

"what did president abe lincoln call his journal? ...his lincoln logs"

"What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana's head before she died? The Dashboard"

"What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? About a hundred bucks an hour."

"The best part of having a banana instead of a cell phone is no one on this plane can actually make me turn it off or stop talking into it."

"A Woman's tongue & Man's eye, will rest' only when they die."

"My girlfriend's father called me a pedophile just because she's 22 and I'm 36. Completely ruined our 10-year anniversary."

"""After last week's scare with Jeremy, the new first rule of Fight Club is absolutely no peanuts or snacks containing peanuts."""

"Jay-Z is actually the 26th generation of the Jay family, which dates back to the middle-ages, when Jay-A invented rap."

"Sorry I just saw your text from last night, are you guys still at the restaurant."