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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that the Coast Guard is the only branch of military with a minimum required height of 6feet? It's so if their boat sinks they can walk to shore."

"Son, when I was your age there was no social media. You had to go to a bar and buy endless drinks to be ignored by multiple women."

"What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport? Basket-ball of course!"

"Yo Mama so dumb she put lipstick on her fore-head to make up her mind."

"I ate an optimist once.. but I couldn't keep him down!"

"Food products made from real ingredients, unlike margarine, are whey butter."

"[ronald mcdonald in fake mustache sidles up to group of teens] mcdonalds sucks right guys? Let's discuss ways they could improve their image"

"What STD does a hip black man get? Kool-AIDs"

"On 3. Ready? One. Two. Three. *Both show rock Again! *Both show rock Again! *Both show rock Again! Caveman: This game is stupid."

"In wartime, it's so often the most vulnerable who get forgotten. Someone needs to kill them too."