141262
Joke of the Day
"If seagulls fly over the sea,what flies over the bay? Bagels. Ha."
Next Joke
"What do you call a centipede with no legs An amputede"
"GOD: hey my son is broken, he won't absolve the sins of mankind IT GUY: try turning him off, waiting 3 days, then turning him back on again"
"I spent all day replacing the muffler on my car It was exhausting"
"What do you call a Russian, homophobic, golfer? Vladimir Putting"
"Trump: Do you wanna build a snowman? Elsa: Who will pay for this snowman? Trump: Ok byeee "
"What dogs are best for sending telegrams ? Wire haired terriers !!"
"What's the difference between r/showerthoughts and Jaden Smith's twitter? Capitalization."
"Hair growing from my ears and nostrils doesn't mean I'm getting old, right? Means I'm turning into a werewolf! Right?"
"I got attacked by someone who suffers with premature ejaculation today. He just came out of nowhere."