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Joke of the Day

"How did the Scot die? He got kilt."

"The chicken I just ate wanted to be an astronaut when he grew up."

"[in Paris] Will you have sex with me? ""No monsieur."" Okay, like, I don't speak French. BLINK ONCE FOR NO AND TWICE FOR YES."

"What do you call a Filipino yoga instructor? A Manila Folder."

"Big Smoke walks into a bar He ordered two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large beer."

"What do you get when you cross a gay man and a jew? A hit Brodway show"

"A roofer is working on a house and makes a mistake and falls through the ceiling and into the house. One of the guys inside says, ""nice of you to drop in."""

"What did O say to Q? Your dick is hanging out."

"What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off? Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling."

"Ever since I downloaded AdBlock on my computer... All the local girls in my area seem to have lost interest."