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Joke of the Day
"Jokes (Jewish) Why does Jewish guys have big noses? - Because air is free -"
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"Why did the scarecrow get the Nobel prize? He was out standing in his field."
"I always choose Pepsi over Coca-Cola because I prefer my soda dehyphenated."
"Me: My dog ran away two days ago Dog pound: Does he have a tag? Me [covers phone to ask wife]: Is the dog on Instagram?"
"Drunk girls click ""reply all"" when they talk."
"Why is Sigma good at sharing? Because he only ever takes sum of the numbers!"
"I found my first gray pubic hair today. It was in my Big Mac"
"This BMI chart is telling me I'm too short. What should I do? Should I eat more?"
"Helen Keller walked into a bar Then a table, and a wall."
"My friend didn't like the fridge I got him for his birthday..... But you should've seen his face light up when he opened it."