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Joke of the Day
"Whats the hardest thing to eat about a vegetable? The wheel chair"
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"I phoned a Chinese restaurant. A guy answered and said ""Hello, I'm Wang King the chef"" I said ""Don't worry, l'll call back later when you're not busy """
"What is the worst part about breaking up with a japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice."
"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way"
"Judge: ""Reason for divorce?"" Me: ""Reconcilable differences."" Judge: ""Don't you mean irreconcilable?"" Me: ""Ugh. You sound just like her."""
"Kevin Hart is performing in Baltimore tonight..... Should be a riot :p"
"The label of this bag of roasted peanuts includes a warning that they come from a plant that processes peanuts"
"I went to a baseball game with my dad last night. It was pretty fun, we even got on the jumbotron! Then I noticed it was the Emotional Unavailability Cam."
"US Soccer Joke What STD did the US Soccer player get during the 2014 World Cup? Ghana-RIO!"
"""Mickey Mouse, you want to divorce Minnie cause she was... extremely silly?"" ""No, I said she was fucking Goofy"""