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Joke of the Day
"What do you call two physicians? Paradox."
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"Sorry I didn't text you back, but my body is like 70% water and I really didn't want to mess up my phone."
"I've been asked to take care of the neighbour's cat. They aren't on holiday - they're just really lazy."
"hey Colorado, hows your aspen? (ass been)"
"Last night, my Chevy was bitten by a vampire. Now it's Vlad the Impala."
"My boss asked me how many Galaxy Note 7s I ended up selling to the public. Unfortunately, I couldn't recall."
"What do you a zombie eating ice cream? Braaaaaaiiiiiiin freeze"
"Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers? It's a shifty business."
"""You make as much sense as taking a blind man to a silent movie!"""
"Me: A wise man once said... Wife: STOP QUOTING YOURSELF!"