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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an exploding ape? A baboom."

"A girl quit her job at the doughnut factory... She was fed up with the hole business."

"Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin? Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out."

"How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first."

"Why do Central Americans hop the U.S. Border in groups of 4 or more? Because the sign says no tres-passing."

"Him: You're pretty obnoxious. You know that? Me: I'm sorry. All I heard was pretty."

"What's the difference between a baby and a submarine? I've never been in a submarine."

"I'm a screamer Not sexually just life in general"

"Dad is in the bath when his son walks in and asks what's that between your legs dad. He replies that's my hedgehog son. The son replies it's got a big cock for a hedgehog"

"I just got back from a once in a lifetime trip.... ....I'll tell you what, never again"