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Joke of the Day

"Never trust a depressed elevator. It'll only bring you down."

"Overpopulation is a bitch... ... and no matter how you think about it, the world would be a better place with Fuhrer people in it."

"I wanna like most of the jokes here... But for the most part, I reddit before."

"My mom likes to play a version of 20 Questions called 500 Really Stupid Questions."

"I've Just Set Up a Brothel At Sea for Horny Sailors... business is generally good, but clients tend come in large waves."

"After sitting in the labor and delivery waiting room chairs for 12 hours, I need an epidural as much as those women in labor do."

"Teacher to Student Why are you looking at the monkey outside the window when I am here. What sentence seemingly appropriate makes you burst into laughter?"

"I would throw myself under a duvet for you."

"Smartest joke I have I went to a bed and breakfast the other day that said that they served breakfast at any time. So I ordered some scrambled eggs during the Neolithic"

"Leather jackets are great for sneaking up on people. They're made of hide."