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Joke of the Day
"I wanna like most of the jokes here... But for the most part, I reddit before."
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"Q: Where do people who say ""shoot"" and ""darn"" go to? A: Heck"
"What's the similarity of the World Series and Lorde? They'll never be royals"
"You know what Victoria's Secret is.. Over charging you for a tiny piece of fabric that can be pushed aside by a tongue."
"I like to tell people ""it's a black thing, you wouldn't understand.""And they'd be all ""but you're white"" I told ya you wouldn't understand."
"A feminist, a crossfitter, and a vegan are all sitting at a bar... and I only know this because they won't shut the fuck up about it."
"What do you call a large penis? A sperm whale."
"What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common? You break them at the middle and load them from behind"
"Dicks are like bullets Small calibers don't penetrate shit, and the exploding ones really fuck you up."
"""Let's eat, get drunk and watch people exercise"" sports fans"