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Joke of the Day

"Overpopulation is a bitch... ... and no matter how you think about it, the world would be a better place with Fuhrer people in it."

"Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier."

"Did you hear about the doctor who crossed a parrot with a vampire ? It bit his neck sucked his blood and said 'Who's a pretty boy then ?'!"

"What's got two legs and bleeds? half a dog [Derek, s01e05]"

"Grammar joke I told my girlfriend ""sweetie, I want you beside me, in front of me,behind me, on top of me, under me, and to the left and right of me"" she said ""Honey, are you prepositioning me?"""

"I still remember when airlines gave you two choices; smoking, and chain smoking."

"No strings attached relationships are all fun and games until you fall for a guitar. Or a marionette. Or a yo-yo."

"I went to my first Muslim birthday party yesterday Most of the party games were normal, but fuck me pass the parcel was scary."

"*thumb wrapped in giant bandage* CW: Oh my God, what happened? Me: Never challenge a hitchhiker to a thumb war."

"I order to stay in the Navy, I had to take a course in anchor management."