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Joke of the Day

"I've Just Set Up a Brothel At Sea for Horny Sailors... business is generally good, but clients tend come in large waves."

"I was having an argument with my deaf wife. All women are the same, they don't listen."

"""If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my Sven."" -Kristoff"

"crisis in the morning, crisis in the evening, crisis at suppertime. in an indifferent universe, you can have an existential crisis anytime!"

"(This one is better said than read)... What do you call a fish with no eyes?... ...a ***Fsh!!***"

"Autocorrect changed ""you flatter me"" to ""you flatten me"" and shit just got really weird."

"Teacher : Were you copying his sums ? Pupil : No Sir just seeing if he got mine right !"

"Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter? Because they dress in lairs."

"OMG, I have finally discovered what is wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right, and on the right side there is nothing left ...... intresting"

"Funny one liner:what is mean by Assasination There is a girl in my office.she has a kickass ass. she kills me with her ass...hope now u know,how the word 'Assasination' came into existence.."