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Joke of the Day
"I would throw myself under a duvet for you."
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"Why do canadians do it doggy style? So they can both watch the hockey game"
"I hate how much time my kids spend staring at their iPads. I wish they'd look up once in a while & pay attention to me staring at my iPhone."
"Accidentally tweeted the typo ""iLettuce"" a few minutes ago and now Apple fans are lining up in front of my house."
"Yo Mama so fat her Patronus was a cheeseburger.."
"""No way."" -Jose"
"They say the average man thinks about sex every 6 seconds That's why I try to eat hotdogs in 5"
"Why are feminists so good at Street Fighter V? Because they are always V-triggered"
"Why do they call it ejaculate... when it's usually early?"
"Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie."