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Joke of the Day
"My mom likes to play a version of 20 Questions called 500 Really Stupid Questions."
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"Is it true that in prison sometimes a man will try to kiss another gentleman even if he doesn't want to kiss him back?"
"Yeah, I am one of those people who've had milk with whiskey. My mother used to drink a lot post pregnancy."
"[Racist] Why did Beyonce say ""To the left, to the left"" in her music video? Because niggers don't have rights."
"My favorite here lately.... Helen Keller walks into a bar. And then a table. And then a chair...."
"What does a color blind racist say? I don't see color I see race"
"Why was the little Martian sad? Curiosity killed his cat."
"What do you call two guys above a window? Curt 'n Rod"
"The hardest part What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheel chair"
"A mushroom goes into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, 'We don't serve your kind here."" The mushroom says, ""Why not? I'm a fungi."""